blackbruise:

do you ever wonder if anyone reads your blog like everyday just to check on you 

croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

straight problems #33

earthdad:

when you’re so straight you can’t even bend over because that is gay

If homophobia were a conversation about food...
Homophobic Person: My favorite food is pizza!
Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
Bisexual Person: I like both!
Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.

f-aint:

I want to talk to you but my face

polemccartney:

and the winner is……….leonardo……….da vinci!!! congratulations on mona lisa

amoying:

HOW am i expected to go to school when i wake up the same time that it ends

islette:

if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

virguin:

If you were my homework I’d do you.

upgraders:

upgraders:

that feeling you get when you’re angry

anger

cut3panda:

Is it weird I really wanna kiss someone in the rain?

bagmilk:

sorry for replying in  0.2 seconds haha its not like i was waiting hahaha

khione:

*accidentally calls a teacher “bae”*

urbancatfitters:

if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper

netlfix:

legend has it theres life outside the internet