I swear at least five of my two friends don’t like me
do you remember when you were a kid and the doorbell rang you would run and see who it was, now i just run to my room instead
mom… dad…. mom… dad…. mom… dad…. *starts beatboxing* mom… dad…. mom… dad….
i dont ever want to get older than 25
even gifs move more than i do
to my beautiful son, i leave this picture of a sweet dragon i found on google images when i typed in cool dragons
*scrolling through my own blog* nice nice
if ur laptop doesnt smell like fire then ur losing
If I ever turned invisible the first thing I’d do is go to France and beat up a mime. Everyone would think he is the greatest performer to ever live.
on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet