Adventure Time!
HATE

distraction:

honestly all i want in life is a good body and some friends

when youre at a concert does it suddenly hit you at random moments that the band are real people and not just pictures on the internet

divinedorothy:

if white people be like “white people be like” but i’m white and i be like white people be like “white people be like” then who’s driving the car

leodeservestheoscar:

If you want to ruin a song forever use it for your alarm

conshence:

imagine if every note you got on a post was $1

jaclcfrost:

don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck

lostentirely:

inbox:

ppl are ignoring me like im rob kardashian

who

stressingly:

the road to success is under construction

“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”

nerdymelly:

Do you ever wonder what could have been? Because I do all the time.

mytoecold:

Pretty cool how if you run out of money you can just stab someone and take theirs

isabz:

i cant believe its almost been a year since the world ended

astound:

I just want to lie in bed and not participate in life

*fight breaks out*
me as a principal: Yasss drag her!!

versaceslut:

seeing a text post you made on your dash but with your old url

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